Monthly Archives: March 2012

The Sacrificial Nose Hair of Romantic Destiny

Unwanted hair has been on my mind a lot of late. Thinking on it this morning as I left the house, I was reminded of an experience – and important lesson – that befell me as a younger man. I’d … Continue reading

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A Motivational Ooph!

It’s two and a half months since I left my job. With Christmas between old life and new, and a couple of days blanked (in a nice way) here and there with long weekends, today – Friday 16th March 2012 … Continue reading

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Bird Marketing 2

The Posters. The client is unhappy with the current campaign. Whilst in its first week it produced repeat enquiries from two long-tailed tit communes looking to switch providers, and secured a rest-of-life package with some kind of thrush; early research … Continue reading

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Bird Marketing 1

The Brochure Our garden has it all. A truly unrivalled range of nourishment options, designed to help balance busy bird schedules with convenient, reliable and engaging nutrition experiences – from the simple ‘grab-and-go’ of the crumbled-up crust, to the interactive … Continue reading

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I learned a new word yesterday. It was strange to have learned it when I did, because for the past week or so, off and on, I’ve been repainting the window frames of our house; the old, old sashes. Spent … Continue reading

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